How Do I Get A Mortgage Fast

Borrow from your parents! If you can't, your best option is to go for automated underwriting through Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac. If you have A to A- credit, you may get approved and funded within a day or two. If that doesn't work, your best bet is to call a mortgage broker in your area and explain your situation. They will have access to bridge financing and such. Expect to pay a premium for the financing.